184
184
Dec 19, 2012
12/12
by
WBAL
tv
eye 184
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> steve: oh, my. >> jimmy: this next bad gift idea is from onetrillion. they wrote, "it's a double lime juicer." [ laughter ] yeah, that's exactly -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: exactly what it looks like, a double lime juicer. [ laughter ] >> steve: two limes or one? >> jimmy: there you go. there you go. >> steve: i've got two limes in my pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the next one is from samshirley. this is a captain morgan bottle holder. [ laughter ] >> steve: that's a lime juice holder. >> jimmy: no, but when they -- [ laughter ] without the bottle in it. >> steve: that's where you got that lime juicer. >> jimmy: no, that's not the lime juicer, he doesn't hold the lime juicer. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] that lime juicer holder. >> steve: no. "arrgh, matie! give me that lime juicer." >> jimmy: no, no, no. that is not true. i just -- [ laughter ] next one is from xtinamariemusicnote. it's jesus surfing and she wrote, "jesus was a surfer?" well, he walked on water, why can't he surf on it? [ light laughter ] that's what i say, yeah, sure. we'
. >> steve: oh, my. >> jimmy: this next bad gift idea is from onetrillion. they wrote, "it's a double lime juicer." [ laughter ] yeah, that's exactly -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: exactly what it looks like, a double lime juicer. [ laughter ] >> steve: two limes or one? >> jimmy: there you go. there you go. >> steve: i've got two limes in my pants. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the next one is from samshirley. this is a captain morgan bottle...
292
292
Dec 1, 2012
12/12
by
KNTV
tv
eye 292
favorite 0
quote 0
one. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: look at this. "@kimkardashian u up?" [ laughter ] why would he -- >> steve: oh, why would he -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's religious. he's very religious. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: popein' it up. >> jimmy: this was not good. yesterday, thousands of people complained on twitter after facebook went down for 60 seconds. yeah, which is funny, 'cause it reminded me of the time my great-grandparents complained about having to make soup out of shoes during world war ii. [ laughter ] similar -- similar story. and finally, researchers in canada have found evidence of a two-ton dinosaur that had horns all over its face. yes, they're saying it's a distant cousin to that other horny dinosaur, hugh hefner. there you go. [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that you saw the joke coming but still laugh. thank you so much. you're the best crowd. we have an amazing show
one. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: look at this. "@kimkardashian u up?" [ laughter ] why would he -- >> steve: oh, why would he -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's religious. he's very religious. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: popein' it up. >> jimmy: this was not good. yesterday, thousands of people complained on twitter after facebook went down for 60 seconds. yeah, which is funny, 'cause it reminded me of the time my great-grandparents...
177
177
tv
eye 177
favorite 0
quote 0
>> steve: right. >> jimmy: it will air. and try and maybe -- can't talk about it anymore. but, anyways, keep sending in those tweets. we'll be taking them up until 8 p.m. eastern time friday. and you can follow all the progress and see how you can get involved by going to steerthescript.com. let's make a commercial with lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna be fun you guys! we'll be right back with more "late night." come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] everyone loves to dunk. mcdonald's tender, juicy chicken mcnuggets in spicy buffalo and creamy ranch sauce. just $4.99 for 20 of your favorite chicken mcnuggets. more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ more ways to love mcnuggets. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. hey, everyone, i'm so excited. coming up is my favorite game. this game is amazing. if you like carpets and you like samples, you're gonna love this. [ laughter ] it's a game we call "wheel of carpet samples." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's give it up for tonight'
>> steve: right. >> jimmy: it will air. and try and maybe -- can't talk about it anymore. but, anyways, keep sending in those tweets. we'll be taking them up until 8 p.m. eastern time friday. and you can follow all the progress and see how you can get involved by going to steerthescript.com. let's make a commercial with lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] this is gonna be fun you guys! we'll be right back with more "late night." come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male...
587
587
Dec 26, 2012
12/12
by
WBAL
tv
eye 587
favorite 0
quote 1
>> steve: come on! [ laughter ] there you have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not fair. love those guys. >> steve: god bless them. >> jimmy: pro -- this year's tree is from new jersey. [ cheers ] con -- which explains its unique scent of pine, hickory and axe body spray. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: yep. ♪ tree lighting. yep. [ rhythmic clapping ] tree lighting. yep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- it's usually up by late november or early december. con -- that's what larry king says when he takes a viagra in october. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: do the math. >> steve: yeah, do the math. >> jimmy: if you do the math. >> steve: it takes three months. ya know. >> jimmy: pro -- taking your family into the city to see the tree. con -- looking at it for 10 seconds, then trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the day. "wanna go to applebee's?" [ laughter ] two for 20! [ laughter ] whoo! so it's really just 10 bucks a piece. >> well, two -- yeah, they're $10 each. >> steve
>> steve: come on! [ laughter ] there you have it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not fair. love those guys. >> steve: god bless them. >> jimmy: pro -- this year's tree is from new jersey. [ cheers ] con -- which explains its unique scent of pine, hickory and axe body spray. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: yep. ♪ tree lighting. yep. [ rhythmic clapping ] tree lighting. yep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- it's usually up by late november or...
143
143
Dec 18, 2012
12/12
by
WBAL
tv
eye 143
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's what he does. >> steve: that's his bit. >> jimmy: i'm psyched. plus, we're doing some home improvements -- oh, these are my buddies. the experts from "ask this old house" will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and, we have music from dave matthews band tonight. it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] come on. it's a little christmas fun. guys, there are exactly five shows of our show left before we go on christmas break. it's time for that beloved "late night" tradition, "12 days of christmas sweaters." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ twelve days of christmas sweaters five days left ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member an incredible christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas cabinet" right there. since there are five shows left, let's open up door number five. [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] [ drumroll ] [ drumroll ] [ cheers and applause ] whoa! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is goody. >> steve: aw, a sexy one. >> ji
. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: it's what he does. >> steve: that's his bit. >> jimmy: i'm psyched. plus, we're doing some home improvements -- oh, these are my buddies. the experts from "ask this old house" will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and, we have music from dave matthews band tonight. it's going to be good. [ cheers and applause ] come on. it's a little christmas fun. guys, there are exactly five shows of our show left before we go on christmas break....
417
417
Dec 28, 2012
12/12
by
WBAL
tv
eye 417
favorite 0
quote 0
. >> steve: three of them. >> jimmy: beautiful kids. >> steve: wow. that's up from last year. >> jimmy: so excited. very have the dave matthews band on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] phenomenal. rehearsal was off the charts. they're going to be performing a song from their new album, and then tomorrow they're going to finish performing it. it's going to be fantastic. they'll be here all week. dave's going to run out here and punch me. >> steve: yeah. he's going to punch you in the face. >> jimmy: there's some political news here. while he was in pennsylvania on friday, president obama said he's been keeping his own naughty and nice list with lawmakers. biden was like "great, now have i to worry about his list and santa's?" what am i -- a lot of pressure. this isn't good. friends of mitt romney are saying he's bored now that he's no longer running for president. though not as bored as the rest of us were when he was running for president. [ laughter and applause ] so -- he doesn't watch. he doesn't watch. you guys see the jets game yesterday
. >> steve: three of them. >> jimmy: beautiful kids. >> steve: wow. that's up from last year. >> jimmy: so excited. very have the dave matthews band on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] phenomenal. rehearsal was off the charts. they're going to be performing a song from their new album, and then tomorrow they're going to finish performing it. it's going to be fantastic. they'll be here all week. dave's going to run out here and punch me. >> steve: yeah....
525
525
Dec 29, 2012
12/12
by
WBAL
tv
eye 525
favorite 0
quote 1
>> steve: [ imitating r2d2 ] >> jimmy: oh, okay, r2. thank you, very much. >> steve: [ imitating r2d2 ] >> jimmy: okay. ♪ thank you, cbs sunday morning logo, for showing us what the sun looks like after a wake and bake. [ laughter ] [ stoner voice ] you gonna play them trumpets, man? look at osgood's bowtie, man." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, the woman in spain who tried to smuggle cocaine in her breast implants, for making charlie sheen's christmas wish come true. [ laughter ] there you guys go. those are our "thank you notes." ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys, there are exactly six shows left before we go on christmas break. it's time for that beloved "late night" tradition, "12 days of christmas sweaters." here we go. ♪ 12 days of christmas sweaters six days left ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, that's right. every show between now and christmas, we are giving one lucky audience member a beautiful christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. that's right. one of you will be going home with a great sweater. since there ar
>> steve: [ imitating r2d2 ] >> jimmy: oh, okay, r2. thank you, very much. >> steve: [ imitating r2d2 ] >> jimmy: okay. ♪ thank you, cbs sunday morning logo, for showing us what the sun looks like after a wake and bake. [ laughter ] [ stoner voice ] you gonna play them trumpets, man? look at osgood's bowtie, man." [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, the woman in spain who tried to smuggle cocaine in her breast implants, for making charlie sheen's christmas wish come true....
458
458
tv
eye 458
favorite 0
quote 0
>> jimmy: that's not steve mcqueen. >> that's not steve mcqueen. >> jimmy: no. >> who is that? >> jimmy: that's queen. >> i thought i knew top 40. >> jimmy: you don't know top 40. >> i know top 40. ♪ we are the champions >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you love music. i know you can sing. >> i love music. my daddy was a singer. my father was a singer. >> jimmy: herschel walker was a singer? >> no. my sister told me that herschel walker is not your daddy. eddie kendrick is your daddy. we thought it was david ruffin. but, that's what i thought all the black women when i'm trying to talk to them. you know, david ruffin is my father. because old black women love david ruffin. oh, david. temptations were nothing without david ruffin. everybody topping you, otis. >> jimmy: you said you -- i remember you saying this to me. you said "jimmy --" -- you said, "jim, i have a dream dream i would love to play drums with the roots." >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you're not a drummer? >> i'm not a drummer. i want to get my hands on that tuba. i think i get a good set -- on the street. [ laughter ] christmas
>> jimmy: that's not steve mcqueen. >> that's not steve mcqueen. >> jimmy: no. >> who is that? >> jimmy: that's queen. >> i thought i knew top 40. >> jimmy: you don't know top 40. >> i know top 40. ♪ we are the champions >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. you love music. i know you can sing. >> i love music. my daddy was a singer. my father was a singer. >> jimmy: herschel walker was a singer? >> no. my sister told me that herschel...